Monday, September 1, 2014

i’m usually not big on zodiac stuff but all the stuff about taurus being extremely sensual and tactile is v v true also about it being a masculine sign with a high sex drive

(Source: pleatedjeans)


who is she


who is she

Anonymous said: why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance



you a bitch

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.


Adult vs Juvenile Raccoon Teeth


Adult vs Juvenile Raccoon Teeth

beyleh replied to your post “Date me and i’ll give you so much pizza. So much. Infinite pizza.”

I see no downsides to any of that. Hope is most attractive, super hot, super fun, super nice, and free pizza. What more could someone need?

Yall heard it here first, i’m the shit. 


who is she


who is she



The Bully

This comic I made over a year ago, but I’ve touched it up since and I’m happy to share it on tumblr C: while I’ve improved immensely since I made this, I’m still really proud of myself for making it.

ps. this was during a stage in my art where I was a little texture heavy, heh heh

this is beautiful

Date me and i’ll give you so much pizza. So much. Infinite pizza.

beyleh replied to your post “Ok well it took about 4 months but i am actually fairly sick of pizza…”


you and jeremy can have all of the pizza I can’t even stand to look at it anymore

Ok well it took about 4 months but i am actually fairly sick of pizza hut food. Someone please eat all this god damn pizza

Sunday, August 31, 2014

amazingly i do not have a spacegoat toon yet…. Not sure what classes draenei even have

When people get angry over losing a game



Saturday, August 30, 2014

So, there’s this girl. She’s tragically orphaned and richer than anyone on the planet. Every guy she meets falls in love with her, but in between torrid romances she rejects them all because she dedicated to what is Pure and Good. She has genius level intellect, Olympic-athelete level athletic ability and incredible good looks. She is consumed by terrible angst, but this only makes guys want her more. She has no superhuman abilities, yet she is more competent than her superhuman friends and defeats superhumans with ease. She has unshakably loyal friends and allies, despite the fact she treats them pretty badly. They fear and respect her, and defer to her orders. Everyone is obsessed with her, even her enemies are attracted to her. She can plan ahead for anything and she’s generally right with any conclusion she makes. People who defy her are inevitably wrong.

God, what a Mary Sue.

I just described Batman. (via twerkinshield)


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